to the dogs or whoever

Aug 20

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

(via dylansoobriens)

ionlyliftontuesdays:

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

I really like that description.

(via snickersnackbanderhatt)

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

gayarousal:

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http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

gayarousal:

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http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

(Source: christianstrom, via hornyaustralian)

knotnowstiles:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading


Well, they actually lived in a Meijer, not a k-mart.All the meijer’s around here are pretty good tbh…. okay no that’s a lie. They are clean that’s about it, customer service there sucks.

knotnowstiles:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

Well, they actually lived in a Meijer, not a k-mart.

All the meijer’s around here are pretty good tbh…. okay no that’s a lie. They are clean that’s about it, customer service there sucks.

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atane:

CNN doing what CNN does.

atane:

CNN doing what CNN does.

(via adamlikey)

endlessrebel:

chillona:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~

Damn..

endlessrebel:

chillona:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~

Damn..

(via dylansoobriens)

an-awesomewaveee:

awwww-cute:

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either

i want himm

an-awesomewaveee:

awwww-cute:

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either

i want himm

(via dylansoobriens)

callmeoutis:


iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






the parent trap: modern au

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

image

image

the parent trap: modern au

(via adamlikey)